"What's the difference between a motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim and a motion for summary judgment? It's not a hard question. I guarantee you that this question is really really easy. Somehow students always seem to confuse the two. But I guarantee, I represent to you, that this is really, really easy!"
[to a student who was stumped on a question] "I'm not trying to surprise you. I'm not trying to make it hard for you. I'm not trying to ambush you... though I'm not above that... but that's not what I'm asking.
Haha okay so these might not be that funny right now... I guess it's one of those "you had to be there" things...
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you know what else is super funny. you'll enjoy this story.....
so at your old stomping grounds ucla, alice wu and stacy edgar are roommates. in the week alice and stacy have been roommates. alice has been drunk most of the week (!!!!) and accidentally got stoned (!!!!!) --- and no, i didnt cause this nor was i with her when it happened. she just came back to the apt all funny and stuff.
dude chris, you leave and people go buck wild.
oh yah. i took the lsat today. have fun at boalt man.
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