Monday, November 14, 2005

Deep Thoughts From Today's Classes

A summary of what I learned today, in convenient, easy-to-digest haiku form:

Crim:
Attempted murder
Nobody got hurt from it
Why is it a crime?

Contracts:
I say "potato"
You think I say "tomato"
Is there a contract?

CivPro:
The jury was drunk
SCOTUS says that it's okay
But it still seems wrong

haha... I really enjoy haiku, and I don't know why.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

thats talent. Now can you outline civ pro in metric rhyme?