Today in Torts

So today, we were discussing the levels of duty of care imposed on landowners toward visitors and trespassers. It turns out that there are special rules when the visitors are children. Naturally, I had a brilliant and enlightening question for Prof. Charo:

Me:
So like, you know how you mentioned before that children are viewed by the law as essentially mentally impaired?
(I was leading into an even more brilliant point)

Simple enough question, right? What I didn't expect was her answer:

Prof. Charo:
Yes, but don't put that in your blog.

Me:
*meekly* How'd you know I had a blog?

...weird.